House of Randomness

Blink190 asks: Why doesn't this place get updated much anymore? :P

I figured that this would be the question to address first, although the :P throws me off. Perhaps Blink here was going to add a post-script? We may never know. Anywho... to address this issue. The primary reason... The End of Semester! Yes, this means lots of studying, last-minute work, and of course, exams. They keep me busy. The secondary reason... Video Games! Of course, all of you should understand this without my further explaining myself. The tertiary reason... Content! I'm not getting all that great of stuff to work with... don't force me to forge content on my own site. Not like that would be cheating or anything... ooo... ideas... ideas... sorry, that had nothing to do with anything about this question.

Akrid asks: I don't get this site.

I have trouble believing that this is a question. I don't see a question mark, and I can't hear any higher pitch at the end of it. Hmmm... how do I answer it then? I guess I can't. Poor Akrid didn't follow the directions correctly. But I'm nice! I'll give Akrid another try if it is desired.

LinkFanatic90 asks: Am i hawt?

Hmmm... a tough question. However, it seems that I am not the on to judge whether someone is hot or not anymore. People are stealing my rights. Ah well, I'll keep my right anyway... and my decision is... if you are currently in a place 85 degrees farenheit or higher, you are probably-as you put it-hawt.

Ajax asks: What's your favorite color?

I'm glad to see that people are taking an interest in my personal business. My favorite color is a secondary color. It's not primary like those three other colors are. Bah at those colors! My favorite is a nice mixture of red and blue, which most people refer to as purple. However, I'm still debating over whether I like purple or violet more...

FireKeeper asks: why is the sky blue?

Well, the sky is blue because the grass is green. If the the sky was green as well, no one would be able to tell the difference between the sky and the ground. Could you imagine the confusion that would result? People would start walking around in the air, thinking it was the ground. No one would be able to tell which way was up. Mass chaos and confusion!

DSGamer3002 asks: Where do babies come from?

Well, DSGamer3002, I'm sure that you've heard the story of the stork by now. Yes... the story is true, but not completely true, because you probably know by now that women give birth to babies. How can this be? It's quite simple: The stork brings a infinitesimal baby and puts it inside the mother's tummy. There, it grows, and one day... *poof* a baby.

SlimKirby64 asks: Are you a Communist?

Actually, I am. Communism is a great idea, but it would never work because of the greed of people. Imagine a society where everyone works together, producing what they can to provide for everyone else. Great idea, yes? Will it work? No. Too bad. And mommy always wanted me to share...

digipen89 asks: Who is SSM?

To be truthful, SSM is Super Spaghetti Man, a superhero, who is indeed made out of spaghetti, with a meatball for a head. His sidekick is Breadstick Boy. SSM dies in every comic ever written about him, but somehow the villian also loses... yay for twisted endings.

mnkboy908 asks: Why isn't the plural version of moose, meese?

Well, mnkboy908, that one is easy to answer. For those who may be reading and don't know the plural version of moose, it is actually meeses. You see, most people forget the s on the end because the plural of goose is just geese, and not geeses. Now, my 11th grade English teacher pretty much knew absolutely nothing. Now, being a firm believer that no person can know nothing, I figured she must know something. So one day I asked her what the plural of moose was. Her reply was simply, "meeses". Since she was an English teacher, there's no way I could've argued with her, so I figured that this must be the one thing she actually knew. Most of my class seemed to agree with her, and since then I've learned that the plural version of moose is indeed meeses. The reasoning behind this is simple: So no one confuses the plural of goose with the plural of moose. Otherwise, the two would be too similar.

NFreak asks: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Ah yes, the question that has been plaguing humanity for ages. The reason no one knows the real answer is because the turtle keeps asking the same dumb owl. An owl who can obviously not count past the number 3 and therefore bites after the third lick in order to keep everyone from finding out how stupid he really is. Therefore, I have conducted my own tests in this matter. My results varied from 768 to 14,912 depending on the size of the person's tongue and how big of licks they took (the person who had to count to 14,000 was not very happy). So, there you have it NFreak... the answer to your question. I hope this helps.

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