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Chapter One. An Epic Begining In-Sanity: In a kingdom far, far away, there lived six knights so great and well known, that even today their noble stories are known throughout the land. There was Sir SirEmily, The Brave Leader and Sir Viper, Lord Of Snakes, but this is not one of their great stories. Those were all made up during times when they were drunk. This is the story of when they actually did something and went on a quest, a quest to find...The Perfect Post. Of course before they could join together and from their group, they had to gain their titles. Sir SirEmily, The Brave Leader gained his title by bravely leading a thousand soldiers to their death, than ran. Sir Viper, Lord Of Snakes earned his noble title by playing a mystic song that made two snakes die on the spot. Sir Darknis, The Darkest Knight had gotten his title from his father, who had gotten it from his father and so on and so forth. Sir Knight Of Ni, The Pwnter had pwnt so many n00bs that he decided to call himself a pwnter. Sir Riddler, Knightly Spy Of Confusion is technically a spy so he is just called a knightly spy. And finally, Sir FireBower07, The Flamer flamed so many people, that they started calling him a flaming flamer. Thinking this was good, he took the name. Idiot. Now that these noble souls had gained their titles, they formed the legendary group, The Knights Of The Not So Square Table! ::The Town Of Town:: SirEmily: Since I’m the brave one, I’ll go first Ni: Suit yer self. SirEmily: But since I’m the leader, I order Riddler to use his stealthy spying type skills to go first. Riddler: You suck! SirEmily: Bite me... Riddler: Maybe I will ::squints at SirEmily:: SirEmily: Just go Viper: I concur ::Riddler walks into the town:: Riddler: ::Shouting:: Hey a pennie! Random Person: Hey that’s my pennie! Riddler: Not any more! ::Fighting noises:: Riddler: I WIN! SirEmily: ::Shouting:: Get on with it! Riddler: Aye ::Rustling noise:: Viper: Whats that? FireBowser: ::Flips through script:: It appears to be a rustling noise Viper: Oh FireBowser: Idiot Viper: I concur Riddler: ::Shouting:: All clear! SirEmily: Hurra! Ni: What were ye looking fer anywho? SirEmily: ::Walking into Town:: I was just scar-wor-...wondering if their was any monsters for me to slay! Ni, Viper, FireBowser: ::Walking into Town:: Oooo-aaaaah Random Person: Welcome to Town, home of the Town Townies! Ni: That is an original name SirEmily: Come men, you can insult the towns people later. Viper, FireBowser, Ni, Riddler: Yay! SirEmily: Hey wheres Dark? ::Outside Town:: Monster: Raaaawr Dark: ::Running:: AHHHH! ::Inside Town:: SirEmily: Oh well
Chapter Two, Raw Terror ::The Town Of Town:: Dark: ::Walking into Town:: I... will... kill them... for leaving me... outside! Random By-Passer: Uh... ::Backs away:: Other By-Passer: ::Backs away as well:: Not-So-Random By-Passer: ::Runs away:: MURDERER!!! Dark: Oh crap... ::The Town Of Town’s Inn:: Viper: You here something? Ni: No. Riddler: Same SirEmily: I hear air! FireBowser: I can hear a big mob of people marching outside! Ni, Riddler, SirEmily: ... FireBower: Er... I hear nothing... Viper: I was sure I heard someone yell murderer. Ni: Ye must be going crazy. Viper: I conc-... er nevermind. SirEmily: Anyway, we shall spend the night here and in the morning, we shall look for Da- Dark: ::Bursts open door:: RUN!!! FireBower: But I need to use the phoooooone Ni: That be improper grammar. Dark: We don’t have time to discus proper grammar, RUN!!! Not-So-Random By-Passer: There he is! KILL HIM! Riddler: Nice job Dark... Dark, Viper, Ni, SirEmily: ::Runs:: FireBower: But the phooooooooooone... Riddler: ::Grabs FireBowser and runs:: AAIIEE!! Mob: CHOP EM UP! Dark: Viper, call out some snakes! Viper: I can do that? Ni: Aren’t ye a lord of snakes? Viper: Pfft, no Riddler: ::Runs past everone holding FireBowser:: AH! Random Patron In The Inn: ::Bowled over by Riddler:: Ow... ::Bowled over by SirEmily, Ni, Viper, and Dark:: Must…move…before mob…::Bowled over by mob:: Riddler: DEAD END! ::Turns around and throws FireBowser toward the mob:: DISTRACT THEM! FireBower: I’m on my way! Dark and SirEmily: ::Gets hit by FireBower:: Ow ::Dark lands on SirEmily:: SirEmily: We must turn and ::Gets up and turns to face mob:: Mob: DIE!!! SirEmily: ::Turns to face wall:: Break through the wall! FireBower: ::Gets up and wildly swings his arms:: I AM A SCARY MAN RUN! Mob: Er... FireBower: ::Passes out:: Mob: ... Riddler: RUN! ::Breaks through the wall:: SirEmily: Follow him! ::In A Dark Cave Somewhere:: ???: Soon we will replace The Knights Of The Not-So Square Table! ????: Yes, and then the people will love us! ?????: How come he gets less questions marks then me? ???: Because he had his line before you ????: Ha-ha. ??????: Shut-up you three!
Chapter Three, The Plan (Part One) In-Sanity: After are heroes successfully escaped the clutches of the mob, they left Town in search of a new place to rest. SirEmily: Well I hear the Hooters on third ave is a pretty nice place to st- In-Sanity: Keep it PG… SirEmily: Oh, right then. Ni: Well when we were being cha- Viper: Hey! Ni: Aye? Viper: You said four w-words in a row. Ni: Good fer you. Now I saw an ad fer a motel in the Dark And Bad Forest. Dark: Sounds dark. FireBowser: And bad SirEmily: And uh…forest-e Riddler: Well were is this Dark And Bad Forest? Ni: No idea! Viper: ::Pointing behind everone:: Does it happened to be that dark and bad looking forest behind you all? Riddler: Looks like it… SirEmily: I guess… FireBower: Maybe… Dark: Hey! Riddler: What? Dark: My name is Dark! FireBower: Good for you, have a cookie. ::Gives Dark a cookie:: Dark: Huzzah! SirEmily: Okay guys, and Viper Viper: Hey! SirEmily: Its time to enter… Ni: ::Coughs:: SirEmily: Dang it Ni! You ruined the dramatic pause! Anyway, its time to enter the Dark And Bad Forest! Everone: Huzzah! ::Meanwhile, In The Town of Town:: Guy: You know, I hear that the City Slickers are pretty good Gal: The who? Guy: You know, the City Slickers. The team of that city, City Gal: Oooh. Who? Guy: ::Sigh:: But the Town Townies are way better Gal: Yeah. Guy: You know who they are? Gal: No. Guy: ::Sigh:: ::The Dark And Bad Forest:: FireBowser: Are you there yet? Viper: No FireBower: Now? Viper: No FireBowser: Now? Viper: No... FireBowser: N-::Trips:: Dark: ::Laughs:: Lol... Ni: You don’t say ...lol... in real life Dark. Dark: Oh... Viper: Lol Ni: ::Sigh:: SirEmily: Hey guys! Check it out! Dark: What? SirEmily: It’s the motel... Dark: I can see that. SirEmily: Right then. Okay everone, does everone remember the story? Viper: Uh...yeah...but I think Ni forgot it. Could you run it by us again? SirEmily: ::Sigh:: Okay. Our story is that I’m a blind man looking for my son in the woods, Viper you’re the “son”, when I come upon this motel. I’ll request a room, Dark stop smacking FireBowser! Dark: Buts he on my side of the forest! SirEmily: ::Sigh:: Anyway, when I do request a room, Viper will come in “battling” FireBowser and, yes FireBowser? FireBowser: How come I don’t get that side of the forest? Dark: Because your stupid Viper: Ha-ha SirEmily: EVERONE JUST SHUT-UP! Everone: Omg meanie Viper: Yeah SirEmily, you hurt Everone’s feelings... Ni: That’s just mean Dark: Booo Riddler: FIRST LINE FOR THE WIN! SirEmily: Where the heck were you Riddler? Riddler: I was...out...::Hides bra behind him:: SirEmily: Uh-huh...back to the plan. After Viper comes in battling FireBowser, Dark and Ni will run in, knock out the clerk, and we’ll all rest up. Yes Riddler? Riddler: How come we just don’t pay for a room like normal people? SirEmily: Because we aren’t normal people. Riddler: Oh yeah...
Chapter Four, The Plan (Part Two) In-Sanity: When we last left our heroes, they had compiled a plan so great, so fantastic, so spectacular that it gained the first two-part chapter type thing. Enjoy or go home. And if you are home, go to your room. If you are in your room, go into the bathroom and brush your teeth! SlimKirby64: And if you’ve already brushed your teeth? In-Sanity: Then do it aga-wait, who the hell let you in? SlimKirby64: The magic post-taking fairy... In-Sanity: Right-o. Anyway, back to the epic plan! SirEmily: So I says to her, you show me yours and I’ll show you mine! Riddler: That... that is wrong SirEmily. Viper: Yeah, why would you want to see her back hair? SirEmily: Shut-up bully. Viper: You shut-up SirEmily: No Ni: Stop yer fighting idiots, we have a plan to do. SirEmily: Hes right Viper, you are an idiot. Dark: ::Laughs at Viper:: FireBowser: ::Puts on monster costume:: Riddler: You know, you don’t need a costume to look like a monster. FireBowser: Thanks Riddler! I think... SirEmily: Okay, here I go... ::Meanwhile, In A Dark Cave Somewhere:: ?: Hey everone! ??: Hey LRH! LRH: Damn it Blink, I thought are names were supposed to be secrets... Blink: Sorry LRH... ???: Would both of you SHUT-UP!? Both: Jeez...sorry mnk. mnk: Great, now they know who I am. Blink: We’ll its LRH’s fault! LRH: Nu-uh, it’s yours! mnk: SLIENCE! Both: Meanie... mnk: We must begin operation: Take Over immediately. ????: Hey guys! Sorry I’m late...mad traffic out there. mnk: Hey Slim SlimKirby64: Nice going idiot... mnk: DANG IT! ::Back To Our Heroes:: ::Ding, dong:: SuperMarioLuigi: Hello sir. How may I help you? "Blind Man": I need a room for the night. I’ve been looking for my son all day and my feet are getting tired. SuperMarioLuigi: Certainly sir. Do you need any special help? "Blind Man": No, I should be able to get to my room... ::Door explodes:: "Monster": Rawr and uh...gnar! "Son": Stand back er...fiend! "Blind Man": Is that you my son? "Son": ::Turns to face "Blind Man":: DAD! "Monster": ::Swipes at "Son":: Riddler and Ni: ::Sneak in around "Monster" SuperMarioLuigi: You know, if General Guy was here he would fix evert- ::Smack’d up side the head by Riddler:: Riddler: And that gentleman and FireBowser- "Monster": Ouch... Riddler: Is called pwnt! Dark: ::Walks in:: I forgot my part SirEmily... "Blind Man": ::Takes off sunglasses:: Thanks for sharing? Ni: ::Grabs the keys to rooms:: Keys fer everone! "Son": HUZZA! ::Takes keys and throws them in the air:: Dark: ::Keys land on him:: Owies Viper... "Son": Sorry... Dark: That’s right, your sorry! SirEmily: Everone, to their rooms! ::Batman music plays::
Chapter Five: The K.O.N.T In-Sanity: Having gained sleeping quarters for the night, our hero’s enter blissful sleep and so our story shifts to the dark cave once more. Blink: And they live’d happily ever after... SlimKirby64: Wow. Where’d did you learn that story Blink? Blink: I learned it from mnk, who learned to from some rat fink. LRH: Lawl, rhyming. mnk: Yes, lawl and all that, but we must attend to the matter at hand. SlimKirby64: But the cookies were done over an hour ago mnk. mnk: Not that matter LRH: I already ordered the pizza. mnk: NO THE MATTER OF DESTROYING THE ULTIMATE EVIL IN THE WORLD! Blink: But you beat Pokemon yesterday! mnk: ::Sighs:: I mean the Knights Of The Not-So Round Table. Everone: Oooooh mnk: We, The Knights Of No Table LRH: Knot! mnk: Yes, we are. LRH: No. I mean we are Knot. mnk: Er, yes. Blink: And aren’t WE the ultimate evil? mnk: Er...yeah... SlimKirby64: And aren’t YOU paying for the pizza? mnk: Er...ye-wait, no! SlimKirby64: Darn... mnk: Enough of this nonsense, we must contact the leader and ask him what to do next! LRH: ::Pulls out cell-phone:: Blink: Give me that! ::Takes cell-phone and dail’s 637-3250:: ?????: Is that you mnk? Blink: No it is I, Blink. ?????: Well give the phone to mnk you idiot. Blink: Fine you meanie ::Gives phone to mnk:: Here mnk: Hello Excellency. ?????: There is no need to call me that... simply call me Tomato. mnk: Er... yes Tomato. We wish to know what we should do next. ?????: You must travel to the Dark And Bad Forest. mnk: On thirty-second or thirty-third? ?????: No you fool, the one off of McCloud. mnk: Ooooh ?????: Once there, defeat our foes and I will soon arrive to take there name and return it to its rightful owner, myself and you, my knights! mnk: Yes Tomato. ?????: Soon, ultimate power will be mine! ::Click:: mnk: Pack-up boys, were moving out!