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Here is a list of the best random quotes submitted so far. Feel free to submit your own via the House of Random home page. This list gets updated very often so you shouldn't be forced to wait long to see your random quotes appear in the list if they are random enough.

Newest quotes are at the top.

NFreak: *is an idiot*
...... - I love you! (From SSM: Yay for me.)
SMB - ...We normally don't try to defeat nuns.
Linkruleshyrule - You spoony bard!
/\/INTENDO - I'm too sexy for my spam
Linkruleshyrule - Hey, there's a message in my alpha-bits! It says.. "ooooo". Wait, these are cheerio's!
Darknis1 - Just say no to vegetarianism because if a cow had a chance, she'd eat you.
Squishy3 - silverhawk79 ( 670 ) ( Cackletta ) - No, i mean...internet surfing. In the firefox history, it has all these things about panties, and even a site called "Aardvark hentai". :|
JackalopeMaster - I lost my virginity may i have yours?
Knight of Ni - People fear wha' they don' unnerstand. Tha' explains why I'm the scaries' person on Earth.
Firekeeper - Dont have a cow, have two. Twice as much milk for twice as much pleasure, for the cows at least.
FireKeeper - Teh money, teh fame, teh girls, teh leetness - Yep, tis teh pimpin 1337 life.
NFreak - SirEmily ( 750 ) ( Random Master ) - bananas foster... I didn't see it... who submitted it?
SlimKirby64 - Randomness is not a virtue, sin, or character trait. It is actually just another gimmick created by the FOX network.
Karel101 - My shoe lost its virginity to Squishy3...I'm not sure if I should be proud...
Linkruleshyrule - How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Hey, let's go ride bikes!
Asian-Mario - you can't spell slaughter without laughter
Squishy3 - NFreak ( 3276 ) ( Admin ) - I loved your mom.
mnkboy908 - If Adam and Eve truly gave birth to all of humanity, then we were all born through incest.
Linkruleshyrule - 1st grade was the best 3 years of my life.
FireKeeper - When I get MKDS, you're all going down like chocolate ice cream... mmmmmmmm
Squishy3 - "Where'd Karel go? I wanted to make out with his shoe."
Karel101 - Candy Coated Shy Guys came and sat on my front lawn hoping to pose as lawn gnomes. They were apparently sent in under Squishy3's orders...
Poke_Mon_Trainer - Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," you're practically invulnerable.
X0X_Brute_Force_X0X - To get NFreak's attention, you have to say that you made a game. =P ...Then he'll go make a better version of it. =( =P
DSGamer3002 - If cows had wings, then you could fly
Vaati-Reborn - "Teh websit3 will be up shortly!11one!shdf;lajsfl;asjf;lkasdjf;lasjdf" -NFreak
Linkruleshyrule - Grahmmur is empourtent, kidz!
Karel101 - Sorry, I was looking for the Outhouse of Randomness. My bad...
Karel101 - Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
FireKeeper - When I get my copy of MKDS and a DS to go with it, and the internet thing with it, and a good place o play, and maybe some cans of pop, then I will race you and beat you.....well maybe if im not distr
Karel101 - Nfreak is more than just potatoes. Well okay, he's not. But the potatoes sure are real good.
FireKeeper - Me? Eval? If i were that id would spam up this joint and attack you, oh wait I just did...nvm
xbox_fan - I'm sorry for the inappropriateness of my randomness. Please forgive me. I offer you more randomness as an apology.
xbox_fan - I'm so dumb I spelled survey wrong
NFreak - Vin Diesel can divide by zero.
Karel101 - The universe is a figment of its own imagination. There's no future in time travel.
Karel101 - I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Karel101 - Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
LINKRULESHYRULE - food + drink = frink (the nourishment snack for the ages)
mnkboy908 - This site pressures me... :(
Squishy3 - "I am the ice cream man!"-Bulletproof_Fox "And I am the ice cream woman!"-Lonewolfy
S1lverhawk79 - If they have Alpha-Bits, what about Beta-Bits? Or Gamma-Bits, for that radiation burn in every bite!
Ted - " Get it? It's a quote. xD

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